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Casual_Assassin Posted 6/23/2008 8:06:25 PM message detail |
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zxzxi Posted 6/23/2008 9:28:57 PM message detail |
This topic rules. --- "If you're a grinning idiot sitting behind a desk asking stupid questions while looking at your ratings bar, go kill yourself." - Foamy the squirrel |
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beans122 Posted 6/23/2008 9:33:16 PM message detail |
This happened about 8-10 years ago but this is what i heard. There is this gym teacher (male) who was not really a big guy but could easily kick almost anyone's ass. he was working out in the middle of class. he went to the squat machine and started, he was getting tired but kept on squating. Out of no where he lets out a yell and falls over in pain, grabbing his balls. it turns out one of his nuts exploded somehow, i would feel sorry for him but i had him for study hall last semester and he is a complete ass. --- http://www.last.fm/user/Beanz122/ http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/black/Beanz122.jpg |
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beans122 Posted 6/23/2008 9:56:02 PM message detail |
oh, i have another, my friend jake, he isnt too big not really fat but has muscle on him. it was his birthday and we were all hanging out in his room playing video games. there were about 5 or 6 people there and 4 of the kids went to the basement to watch jake's stepdad's band play (they are awesome btw) and jake started getting pissed. (cmon its the guys birthday). so me and my friend nick stay upstairs and keep jake company. me and nick go to the kitchen to get some drinks and jake must have thought we were going downstairs. as we walk towards his room right before we get there jake slams the door in our face and punches through his about 2 in thick wood door. Nick and i were ****ing bricks for what we just saw. --- http://www.last.fm/user/Beanz122/ http://www.xboxlc.com/cards/black/Beanz122.jpg |
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Boston657 Posted 6/23/2008 10:30:56 PM message detail |
tag --- "I will not eat fruit unless it is in loop or pebble form!"- Stephen Colbert |
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BlueDecember2 Posted 6/23/2008 10:46:36 PM message detail |
girl loses art competition and literally /wrists does it again when boyfriend dumps her. gets hospitalised for loss of blood. --- Lets try playing a new game together? :p |
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sanadreaslover Posted 6/23/2008 10:48:21 PM message detail |
This topic is still here? tag |
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TheShadowShower Posted 6/23/2008 10:49:43 PM message detail |
this needs to get to 500. There were too many LOL's had for this to not die properly --- "There is no such thing as common sense. If there were, GameFAQs would only need 4 moderators." pattern recognition Only on CE can a discussion turn from tumors to wonder balls. |
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teengamefan Posted 6/24/2008 4:10:47 PM message detail |
bump --- Ad infinitum |
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Casual_Assassin Posted 6/24/2008 4:19:16 PM message detail |
Senior year, very first school day after 300 comes out. Weird nerdy kid gets picked on, and finally snaps. I had an amazing vantage point since our stairs were like this |_| with that bottom line being a landing, and the other two lines are stairs going down. I was on the step just above the landing right at the railing, and the kid was on the landing. Well prep kid(well, wannabe prep, none of us really liked him, he just had a really hot sister) says something derogatory and the nerd kid says 'hey douchebag!" and when the wannabe prep turned around(he was on the top stair after the landing) and the nerdy kid was like 'THIS. IS SPARTAAAAAA!' and kicks him down the stairs. We were all like O_o then XD --- I go to take a piss during lunch, walk into the bathroom and there's two chicks in there making out, and i'm pretty sure one chick had her hand down the other's pants(they were ugly CE) so i'm like '...umm, this is the guy's restroom, why don't you make out in yours?' and they're like 'o ****!' and run off and i'm like o_O --- Some kid had to take a dump, and the teacher(mean old *****) wouldn't let him go. She leaves the room for copies(the office was on the other side of the building), so the kid goes and takes a dump on her desk. She comes back and throws up XD --- http://www.rizzosports.com/AnaIvanovic%20Hot.jpg http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/maria-sharapova.jpg |
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baseballfan1456 Posted 6/24/2008 11:35:36 PM message detail |
In middle school this one girl set the school on fire. Needless to say, we all got to go home instantly that day :D --- http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/Baseballfan1456/Smash%20Cards/SmashCard.jpg |
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TSArandom Posted 6/24/2008 11:39:46 PM message detail |
Hot teacher caught Hick kid rubbing one out in the conference room. --- It's The Boss Extreme. SHOW ME YOUR RAGE!48273 |
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Krazel_Wilderon Posted 6/24/2008 11:42:20 PM message detail |
This kid started smoking weed in the middle of Math class. --- Super Smash Brothers Brawl FC:5241-1714-7154 http://card.mygamercard.net/black/lnfamousProdigy.png |
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DragonGTR Posted 6/24/2008 11:43:51 PM message detail |
to 500 god damn it...a kid pulled a gun on a teacher...later to find out it was a toy...he got expelled and it was on the local news. --- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v738/k2nxl/motivator9786768.jpg |
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well now Posted 6/24/2008 11:44:24 PM message detail |
tag --- Lolol |
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frogreturns Posted 6/24/2008 11:44:49 PM message detail |
7. We got a new Headmaster. We all hated him. On Senior Retreat he made the guys play football. (Note: we were on a hill) Halfway through the game, my friend (really big guy) does an intentional pass interference. He literally gives the headmaster a Clothesline from Hell and sends him tumbling down the hill. Highlight of the year. XFD --- Pop punk is awesome. Clean vocals, good melodies, and it's as catchy as ****ing herpes. ~ Zakudeathscythe |
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TSArandom Posted 6/24/2008 11:47:18 PM message detail |
This big fat black kid started eating a cheeseburger in the middle of math class, sneaking bites under the desk. Then another fat kid asked if he could have some XD. --- It's The Boss Extreme. SHOW ME YOUR RAGE!48273 |
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zachaq Posted 6/25/2008 10:57:04 AM message detail |
bump --- Why do most topics I post in die ;_; http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg190/Zachaq/shipmentfailcw0.jpg |
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DeathTheKid Posted 6/25/2008 11:02:24 AM message detail |
This one kid accidentally threw a volleyball at our gym teacher. The teacher had glasses on, so the ball knocked them off his head and they broke. The teacher then goes ballistic on this kid. He starts yelling at him, and eventually goes to grab him but the kid runs away. Then the teacher takes a bin full of volleyballs starts whipping them at him. This kid dodged a few. But then he jumped to dodge one and landed on another volleyball. He fell pretty hard. The teacher was so angry he kept throwing balls at him. One hit him in the face, created a bruise and he stopped. This teacher's name was Mr. Uren. Everyone called him Mr. Urine though, it was hilarious. One time this one kid said "Yes Mr. Urine". And he got sent straight to the office. --- SHAZAM!! - Proud Fan of Captain Marvel |
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pojr Posted 6/25/2008 11:03:25 AM message detail |
There was a huge drug bust at my school. --- "This was a while back." - pojr http://www.pojr.org/ |
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Andy_Dope Posted 6/25/2008 11:09:25 AM message detail |
Ok so i have this friend who is pretty strong and there is me who is really light... so i would put my hands in my pockets and her would grab my arms and i would jump and he would lift me up really high (since i am short) and i would like do weird poses with my legs and then one time we did it i kicked this kid in the face while waving my legs around and my big friend got sent way and i was fine. (they thought he was bullying me) |
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kilik_killer Posted 6/25/2008 11:26:41 AM message detail |
Bump. --- PSN:Viewtifuldude http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k167/ukdudeinuk/PANDAGASP.gif |
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downwitkc Posted 6/25/2008 9:52:51 PM message detail |
Each other? --- I ****ing hate all of you bastards! Downwitkc's phail level: Over 9000! |
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Roran34 Posted 6/26/2008 10:10:24 AM message detail |
bump --- "Oh, sorry kids, Kung Fu Panda's full, let's go watch the clown with the M16 open fire on a school bus!" Iron Man, Marvel vs. DC |
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tazz_master55 Posted 6/26/2008 1:25:19 PM message detail |
This happened while /i was in health class(btw our school switches every week, health, gym, etc.) An older "cool" kid was picking on a younger one in the locker room, and he hooked the smaller ones lock on a sprinkler( he could just reach by jumping), so hes almost got it, and he smacks the sprinkler, It breaks, and every single one starts spraying water. Turns out that the kid who hooked it up there had to pay a HUGE fine for everything he ruined(like BRAND NEW football jerseys) --- Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. Pearl FC:4639-9540-8624 |
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JBallahomie Posted 6/26/2008 1:26:03 PM message detail |
to 500 |
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STRatoSTRafe Posted 6/26/2008 1:29:22 PM message detail |
During the final week of PE when nobody has health, e.g., we have the juniors, sophomores, and freshman in the lock room at once...this freshman went around stepping on sophomore feet. He stepped on mine, and on the next one he stepped on he got *****slapped so hard. --- http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii129/odc64/gentlemen.png http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/4971/closeaccountrh1.jpg Go through with your bets! |
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jot20 Posted 6/26/2008 4:00:37 PM message detail |
Earlier this year, these girls were arrested for beating up this one girl in a house. I think they were cheerleaders >_> --- LOL @ this guy http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/4161/inhihw5.jpg |
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Darkie566 Posted 6/26/2008 4:03:46 PM message detail |
566 --- Final and 566th person to say 566: CreativeAccount You will respect:Shadow_Bass_X,chickenman566,aznhoang566 |
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C4_blows23 Posted 6/26/2008 4:21:54 PM message detail |
tag --- Free online FTW. Why pay for peer to peer gaming? |
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frogreturns Posted 6/27/2008 4:08:48 AM message detail |
bump --- Pain is temporary... glory lasts forever |
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judasmaiden15 Posted 6/28/2008 6:14:23 PM message detail |
To 500 --- http://i27.tinypic.com/23vdbgm.gif http://i32.tinypic.com/2rmo9at.jpg http://i27.tinypic.com/2v1lm41.jpg |
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buryXyourXkids Posted 6/28/2008 6:15:42 PM message detail |
The race is on? --- CEman http://i32.tinypic.com/33vzvdf.jpg http://i26.tinypic.com/2u73mdj.jpg |
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judasmaiden15 Posted 6/28/2008 6:19:32 PM message detail |
- I wasn't there when it happened (I was in 8th grade), but some kid streaked through the commons at my high school. - 9th grade (different school, not the one I go to now), some kid ate a live goldfish. I think he got paid for it too. - In 10th grade I was in the commons and there were these gangster-looking guys throwing Mike-N-Ikes (I think that's what they're called) at each other. - Also in 10th grade: these three gangsters (not the same ones as above) beat up on some smaller gangster person (It might have been a girl, but I'm not sure) and carried him/her around the commons before he/she escaped - 11th grade: Some kids decided it would be funny to stuff paper towels in the toilets of nearly every bathroom in the school and flush them. They ended up breaking them and the bathrooms were closed for probably a month. I think there were only, like, two bathrooms for the students (one girl, one guy) in that time. --- http://i27.tinypic.com/23vdbgm.gif http://i32.tinypic.com/2rmo9at.jpg http://i27.tinypic.com/2v1lm41.jpg |
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judasmaiden15 Posted 6/28/2008 6:24:57 PM message detail |
a friend of mine once dropped his pants and started to do some strange shuffle dance singing "this old man just ain't what he use to be, ain't what he use to be, ain't what he use to be". i laughed about that one for 5 minutes. it was in the hall by the way and a teacher saw him and just laughed. two guys once got caught in the bathroom servicing each other. we later heard it happened because one offered the other $20 and a pound of skittles. --- http://i27.tinypic.com/23vdbgm.gif http://i32.tinypic.com/2rmo9at.jpg http://i27.tinypic.com/2v1lm41.jpg |
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hngry4hotpocket Posted 6/28/2008 6:27:32 PM message detail |
k --- a |
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judasmaiden15 Posted 6/28/2008 6:35:33 PM message detail |
When i was in 8th grade there was these two kids arguing, one was a guy and the other a girl. I'm not sure what they were arguing about but the guy got so mad he pulled the girls pants down and shoved his two fingers in her. The next day her older brother beat him up. a friend of mine was enjoying his last day at school. So to celebrate, he rode the bus (the one I ride), and sat next to me. He kept looking nervously at the bus driver with a weird smirk on his face. Then all of a sudden, he pulled down his pants, and OMG total exposure!.. He urinated ALL over the bus seats, and jumped out of the emergency exit WHILE the bus was going like 25 MPH, and ran home with his pants and boxers around his ankles. He later then had to clean his urination and got some sort of suspension even though he wasn't coming back for "Exposing Bodily Parts." --- http://i27.tinypic.com/23vdbgm.gif http://i32.tinypic.com/2rmo9at.jpg http://i27.tinypic.com/2v1lm41.jpg |
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Epikyur Posted 6/28/2008 6:44:19 PM message detail |
xfd |
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judasmaiden15 Posted 6/28/2008 6:44:58 PM message detail |
I have the weirdest kids at my school. One of them in my English class thought he was ACTUALLY Harry Potter. He would come to school with a cape and constantly yell out spells from the book/movie. "WING-GARDIUM-LEVIOSA!"... He started a Harry Potter club, in which he met his girlfriend "Hermione Granger." He also would chase teachers around if anyone taunted him yelling out "Professor McGonagall!! Professor DumbleDore!!" Then later, he would meditate in class mumbling things in class having to do with Lord Voldemorte... --- http://i27.tinypic.com/23vdbgm.gif http://i32.tinypic.com/2rmo9at.jpg http://i27.tinypic.com/2v1lm41.jpg |
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TheSamePicture Posted 6/28/2008 6:47:52 PM message detail |
500 yay? |
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zephyers Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:21 PM message detail |
500?!? --- Only losers can't think of sigs. |
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zephyers Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:34 PM message detail |
i shall be winnar --- Only losers can't think of sigs. |
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Mister Fett Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:40 PM message detail |
this topic sucked --- Is there something I can do for you, beggar? - Alexander the Great Yes. Stand out of my sunlight. - Diogenes |
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Gameboy9001 Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:43 PM message detail |
500..... --- http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3525/firefox2yazy8.gif Pokemon Orange: http://www.pokemonorange.co.nr/ |
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The Slurpee Man Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:58 PM message detail |
--- http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b142/kg_43/badge.gif Slurpee is the best Canadian ever - Zucafa // Slurpee: Sexy enough to make lesbians like men. - omgarm |
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ven_voynich Posted 6/28/2008 6:49:01 PM message detail |
These were excellent stories. |
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zephyers Posted 6/28/2008 6:49:42 PM message detail |
win --- Only losers can't think of sigs. |
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MassiveFail Posted 6/28/2008 6:49:54 PM message detail |
500 --- My old sig got too fat. :( |
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zephyers Posted 6/28/2008 6:49:55 PM message detail |
win --- Only losers can't think of sigs. |
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ven_voynich Posted 6/28/2008 6:50:00 PM message detail |
Win. |
