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Crazy things CRAZY kids have done at your school!

Casual_Assassin
Posted 6/23/2008 8:06:25 PM
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zxzxi
Posted 6/23/2008 9:28:57 PM
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This topic rules.
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beans122
Posted 6/23/2008 9:33:16 PM
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This happened about 8-10 years ago but this is what i heard. There is this gym teacher (male) who was not really a big guy but could easily kick almost anyone's ass. he was working out in the middle of class. he went to the squat machine and started, he was getting tired but kept on squating. Out of no where he lets out a yell and falls over in pain, grabbing his balls. it turns out one of his nuts exploded somehow, i would feel sorry for him but i had him for study hall last semester and he is a complete ass.
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beans122
Posted 6/23/2008 9:56:02 PM
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oh, i have another, my friend jake, he isnt too big not really fat but has muscle on him. it was his birthday and we were all hanging out in his room playing video games. there were about 5 or 6 people there and 4 of the kids went to the basement to watch jake's stepdad's band play (they are awesome btw) and jake started getting pissed. (cmon its the guys birthday). so me and my friend nick stay upstairs and keep jake company. me and nick go to the kitchen to get some drinks and jake must have thought we were going downstairs. as we walk towards his room right before we get there jake slams the door in our face and punches through his about 2 in thick wood door. Nick and i were ****ing bricks for what we just saw.
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Boston657
Posted 6/23/2008 10:30:56 PM
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BlueDecember2
Posted 6/23/2008 10:46:36 PM
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girl loses art competition and literally /wrists

does it again when boyfriend dumps her. gets hospitalised for loss of blood.
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sanadreaslover
Posted 6/23/2008 10:48:21 PM
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This topic is still here? tag
TheShadowShower
Posted 6/23/2008 10:49:43 PM
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this needs to get to 500.
There were too many LOL's had for this to not die properly
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teengamefan
Posted 6/24/2008 4:10:47 PM
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Casual_Assassin
Posted 6/24/2008 4:19:16 PM
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Senior year, very first school day after 300 comes out. Weird nerdy kid gets picked on, and finally snaps. I had an amazing vantage point since our stairs were like this

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with that bottom line being a landing, and the other two lines are stairs going down. I was on the step just above the landing right at the railing, and the kid was on the landing.
Well prep kid(well, wannabe prep, none of us really liked him, he just had a really hot sister) says something derogatory and the nerd kid says 'hey douchebag!" and when the wannabe prep turned around(he was on the top stair after the landing) and the nerdy kid was like 'THIS. IS SPARTAAAAAA!' and kicks him down the stairs. We were all like O_o then XD
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I go to take a piss during lunch, walk into the bathroom and there's two chicks in there making out, and i'm pretty sure one chick had her hand down the other's pants(they were ugly CE) so i'm like '...umm, this is the guy's restroom, why don't you make out in yours?' and they're like 'o ****!' and run off and i'm like o_O
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Some kid had to take a dump, and the teacher(mean old *****) wouldn't let him go. She leaves the room for copies(the office was on the other side of the building), so the kid goes and takes a dump on her desk. She comes back and throws up XD
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baseballfan1456
Posted 6/24/2008 11:35:36 PM
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In middle school this one girl set the school on fire. Needless to say, we all got to go home instantly that day :D
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TSArandom
Posted 6/24/2008 11:39:46 PM
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Hot teacher caught Hick kid rubbing one out in the conference room.
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Krazel_Wilderon
Posted 6/24/2008 11:42:20 PM
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This kid started smoking weed in the middle of Math class.
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DragonGTR
Posted 6/24/2008 11:43:51 PM
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to 500 god damn it...a kid pulled a gun on a teacher...later to find out it was a toy...he got expelled and it was on the local news.
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well now
Posted 6/24/2008 11:44:24 PM
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frogreturns
Posted 6/24/2008 11:44:49 PM
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7. We got a new Headmaster. We all hated him. On Senior Retreat he made the guys play football. (Note: we were on a hill) Halfway through the game, my friend (really big guy) does an intentional pass interference. He literally gives the headmaster a Clothesline from Hell and sends him tumbling down the hill. Highlight of the year.

XFD
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TSArandom
Posted 6/24/2008 11:47:18 PM
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This big fat black kid started eating a cheeseburger in the middle of math class, sneaking bites under the desk. Then another fat kid asked if he could have some XD.
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zachaq
Posted 6/25/2008 10:57:04 AM
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Why do most topics I post in die ;_;
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DeathTheKid
Posted 6/25/2008 11:02:24 AM
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This one kid accidentally threw a volleyball at our gym teacher. The teacher had glasses on, so the ball knocked them off his head and they broke. The teacher then goes ballistic on this kid. He starts yelling at him, and eventually goes to grab him but the kid runs away. Then the teacher takes a bin full of volleyballs starts whipping them at him. This kid dodged a few. But then he jumped to dodge one and landed on another volleyball. He fell pretty hard. The teacher was so angry he kept throwing balls at him. One hit him in the face, created a bruise and he stopped.

This teacher's name was Mr. Uren. Everyone called him Mr. Urine though, it was hilarious. One time this one kid said "Yes Mr. Urine". And he got sent straight to the office.
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pojr
Posted 6/25/2008 11:03:25 AM
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There was a huge drug bust at my school.

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Andy_Dope
Posted 6/25/2008 11:09:25 AM
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Ok so i have this friend who is pretty strong and there is me who is really light... so i would put my hands in my pockets and her would grab my arms and i would jump and he would lift me up really high (since i am short) and i would like do weird poses with my legs and then one time we did it i kicked this kid in the face while waving my legs around and my big friend got sent way and i was fine. (they thought he was bullying me)
kilik_killer
Posted 6/25/2008 11:26:41 AM
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Bump.
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downwitkc
Posted 6/25/2008 9:52:51 PM
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Each other?
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Roran34
Posted 6/26/2008 10:10:24 AM
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tazz_master55
Posted 6/26/2008 1:25:19 PM
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This happened while /i was in health class(btw our school switches every week, health, gym, etc.)
An older "cool" kid was picking on a younger one in the locker room, and he hooked the smaller ones lock on a sprinkler( he could just reach by jumping), so hes almost got it, and he smacks the sprinkler, It breaks, and every single one starts spraying water.
Turns out that the kid who hooked it up there had to pay a HUGE fine for everything he ruined(like BRAND NEW football jerseys)
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JBallahomie
Posted 6/26/2008 1:26:03 PM
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to 500
STRatoSTRafe
Posted 6/26/2008 1:29:22 PM
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During the final week of PE when nobody has health, e.g., we have the juniors, sophomores, and freshman in the lock room at once...this freshman went around stepping on sophomore feet. He stepped on mine, and on the next one he stepped on he got *****slapped so hard.
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jot20
Posted 6/26/2008 4:00:37 PM
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Earlier this year, these girls were arrested for beating up this one girl in a house. I think they were cheerleaders >_>
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Darkie566
Posted 6/26/2008 4:03:46 PM
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566
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C4_blows23
Posted 6/26/2008 4:21:54 PM
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frogreturns
Posted 6/27/2008 4:08:48 AM
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judasmaiden15
Posted 6/28/2008 6:14:23 PM
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To 500
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buryXyourXkids
Posted 6/28/2008 6:15:42 PM
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The race is on?
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judasmaiden15
Posted 6/28/2008 6:19:32 PM
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- I wasn't there when it happened (I was in 8th grade), but some kid streaked through the commons at my high school.
- 9th grade (different school, not the one I go to now), some kid ate a live goldfish. I think he got paid for it too.
- In 10th grade I was in the commons and there were these gangster-looking guys throwing Mike-N-Ikes (I think that's what they're called) at each other.
- Also in 10th grade: these three gangsters (not the same ones as above) beat up on some smaller gangster person (It might have been a girl, but I'm not sure) and carried him/her around the commons before he/she escaped
- 11th grade: Some kids decided it would be funny to stuff paper towels in the toilets of nearly every bathroom in the school and flush them. They ended up breaking them and the bathrooms were closed for probably a month. I think there were only, like, two bathrooms for the students (one girl, one guy) in that time.
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judasmaiden15
Posted 6/28/2008 6:24:57 PM
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a friend of mine once dropped his pants and started to do some strange shuffle dance singing "this old man just ain't what he use to be, ain't what he use to be, ain't what he use to be". i laughed about that one for 5 minutes. it was in the hall by the way and a teacher saw him and just laughed.

two guys once got caught in the bathroom servicing each other. we later heard it happened because one offered the other $20 and a pound of skittles.
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hngry4hotpocket
Posted 6/28/2008 6:27:32 PM
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judasmaiden15
Posted 6/28/2008 6:35:33 PM
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When i was in 8th grade there was these two kids arguing, one was a guy and the other a girl. I'm not sure what they were arguing about but the guy got so mad he pulled the girls pants down and shoved his two fingers in her. The next day her older brother beat him up.

a friend of mine was enjoying his last day at school. So to celebrate, he rode the bus (the one I ride), and sat next to me. He kept looking nervously at the bus driver with a weird smirk on his face. Then all of a sudden, he pulled down his pants, and OMG total exposure!.. He urinated ALL over the bus seats, and jumped out of the emergency exit WHILE the bus was going like 25 MPH, and ran home with his pants and boxers around his ankles. He later then had to clean his urination and got some sort of suspension even though he wasn't coming back for "Exposing Bodily Parts."
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Epikyur
Posted 6/28/2008 6:44:19 PM
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xfd
judasmaiden15
Posted 6/28/2008 6:44:58 PM
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I have the weirdest kids at my school. One of them in my English class thought he was ACTUALLY Harry Potter. He would come to school with a cape and constantly yell out spells from the book/movie. "WING-GARDIUM-LEVIOSA!"... He started a Harry Potter club, in which he met his girlfriend "Hermione Granger." He also would chase teachers around if anyone taunted him yelling out "Professor McGonagall!! Professor DumbleDore!!" Then later, he would meditate in class mumbling things in class having to do with Lord Voldemorte...
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TheSamePicture
Posted 6/28/2008 6:47:52 PM
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500 yay?
zephyers
Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:21 PM
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500?!?
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zephyers
Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:34 PM
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i shall be winnar
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Mister Fett
Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:40 PM
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this topic sucked
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Gameboy9001
Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:43 PM
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500.....
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Posted 6/28/2008 6:48:58 PM
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ven_voynich
Posted 6/28/2008 6:49:01 PM
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These were excellent stories.
zephyers
Posted 6/28/2008 6:49:42 PM
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win
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MassiveFail
Posted 6/28/2008 6:49:54 PM
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500
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zephyers
Posted 6/28/2008 6:49:55 PM
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win
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ven_voynich
Posted 6/28/2008 6:50:00 PM
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Win.