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From: GamerGuy33 | Posted: 1/20/2004 11:50:24 PM | Message Detail
You know, you just can't beat the old 70's video with the confused boy. So confused, he was asking a zoo janitor about lion wang size and if it matters.

"Oh no, sonny. They're just happy to get a little."

And when he goes to the library to read up on Sex Ed, but doesn't want to be caught reading the book, and takes it to a bathroom stall. Enter the friend.

"Hey, what are you doing in there? Oh, I know what you're doing in there."

As if that wasn't enough, he tried to climb to the top of the stall to take a peek. Then at the end of the movie, the main character is confronted by a girl.

Girl: Hey Billy, want to go to see a movie? ;)
Billy: I think all of us should go.

So . . . they can get it on all at once? Sounds good to me.
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From: GamerGuy33 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:23:41 AM | Message Detail
I doubt anyone on the LUE kept a strait face during Sex Ed.
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From: Jax Omen | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:29:28 AM | Message Detail
I didn't have a choice about the straight face thing... my teacher put a condom on her hand ^_^

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From: Samus13 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:30:20 AM | Message Detail
We were allowed to all write down questions ANONAMUSSLY(sp)
and one kid would always ask the funniest questions like have ya don it yet and what is a *****(the fake *****). It was so funny.
We also watched this video aand this 9 year old kid was talking about condoms. He was like "I guess Ill use one.." when the guy asked him if hell wait till he's married before he does it and he replies "screw that cause I want to get laid" <-----funniest thing Ive heard a 9 year old say....
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From: ishabuu | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:30:58 AM | Message Detail
No sex ed at any of the schools I've gone to.

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From: MrGuru | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:31:02 AM | Message Detail
Wow...amazing.
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From: Nightmare 45 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:32:36 AM | Message Detail
I yelled out blondes when they asked for Sexy things on a woman, all the other stuff was taken...
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From: cmagi21 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:33:19 AM | Message Detail
Sex Ed was the funnest class in 8th grade!

The videos were the best though
"Uh oh! Looks like Timmy got an erection! Don't worry, it's perfectly normal."
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From: Canadian Vampire | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:33:20 AM | Message Detail
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From: REBEL AU | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:34:21 AM | Message Detail
Teacher: [kids name here], what is your definition of Rape?

Kid: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood, Watchin

sadly that is true a kid did say this.
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From: Icelight | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:34:39 AM | Message Detail
I remember watching one video showing a woman giving birth. The camera was like, right up there...

And damn, it looked like she was growing a beard down there :P
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From: Nightmare 45 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:34:42 AM | Message Detail
There was a girl on the video asking " I've heard a LOT about masterbation, can you please tell me what it is?"
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From: ElegiacCatalyst | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:35:31 AM | Message Detail
I didn't have sex ed until freshman year, so everybody pretty much knew what was going to be said. Our teacher used the "anonymous question box" system, in which everyone could write down questions and drop them in the box, and she swore to answer all of them. Well, to keep things interesting, people asked things like:

"How deep is the thing that the guy puts his thing in when he wants to do stuff?"

"What's the deal with anal? I mean seriously...what's up with that?"

"If I'm in the army with a guy who has AIDS, and he gets shot, and the bullet goes through him and hits me in the leg, would I get AIDS?"

"Is it safe to re-use a condom if you flip it inside-out and shake it really hard first? I sure hope so..."

"COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL: If you were to use a jar of mayonnaise as a self-pleasure device, then put it back in the fridge without telling anyone, would other people be able to notice?"

She stopped the anonymous question box shortly after.

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From: theplumpkinking | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:37:16 AM | Message Detail
We asked questions anonomysly and one kid asked,"Is sex fun?"

and my teacher said,"Well of course it is, why wouldn't it be? It's one of the best experiences of your life, and you should all try it atleast once."

I burst out laughing
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From: chrisatron | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:37:19 AM | Message Detail
i kept a straight face till my teacher drew a limp wang on the board then eveyrone laughed....it was funny back then
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From: Samus13 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:37:34 AM | Message Detail
lol at Eligeac
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From: Mr Master486 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:39:40 AM | Message Detail
Um....one time....we had this discussion thing where the chicks could asks the guys any questions, and so the girls asked how much do guys masturbate...some dude said twice a day....
From: GamerGuy33 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:41:11 AM | Message Detail
Um....one time....we had this discussion thing where the chicks could asks the guys any questions, and so the girls asked how much do guys masturbate...some dude said twice a day....

XD But seriously, that boy has a problem. What's the average, 5 times?
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From: chrisatron | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:41:25 AM | Message Detail
twice a day....

doctors say 3 times a week is healthy. they also say that if u do it too much you'll be over fatigued
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From: Lord Nat of Cydon | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:42:17 AM | Message Detail
5!?
Maybe that's why I have been getting hand cramps...
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From: pokefan02 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:43:07 AM | Message Detail
"What's the deal with anal? I mean seriously...what's up with that?"

"If I'm in the army with a guy who has AIDS, and he gets shot, and the bullet goes through him and hits me in the leg, would I get AIDS?"

"Is it safe to re-use a condom if you flip it inside-out and shake it really hard first? I sure hope so..."

"COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICAL: If you were to use a jar of mayonnaise as a self-pleasure device, then put it back in the fridge without telling anyone, would other people be able to notice?"


LMAO. That is just pure genius.
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From: tobymac | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:47:14 AM | Message Detail
A kid asked our (male) teacher what semen tasted like, and he was like "kinda salty"
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From: MaTrIx MaN | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:48:53 AM | Message Detail
Some guy was naming slang words for a wang

"dick, c0ck, whina, boner, pin"

then he started on breasts

"boobs, jugs, ***s"

Then the teacher dropped a tampon into a glass of water...

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From: TheKnightOfNee | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:49:28 AM | Message Detail
I remember one video we had to watch.

Some girl is in the gym locker room, and she's like, "I'm bleeding... down there..."

And then another girl is like, "Oh, you'll need these." Then she reaches off camera, and pulls out an unopened package of tampons, and hands them to the girl. The movie then shows her walking around school holding this package. Then some guy she likes gets teh bonar from seeing it, and he's like, "It grew... down there..."

Sooo bad.
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From: Nightmare 45 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:51:11 AM | Message Detail
It grew... down there..."

Sop True...
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From: Lord Nat of Cydon | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:54:45 AM | Message Detail
You know there is a site where you can DL all the old Sex Ed videos...
Let me see if I can pull up the link.
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From: BlacKnight02 | Posted: 1/21/2004 2:02:41 AM | Message Detail
one time, a guest teacher was talking about condoms, and she described different types. What was really funny is when she got to the flavored ones. She was like "there's cheerry, and bananaa, and blueberryyy..." in a weird tone of voice. I couldn't stop cracking up after that.
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From: Canadian Vampire | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:23:07 PM | Message Detail
bump
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From: CodeRedAddict770 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:27:13 PM | Message Detail
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From: Mubariz | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:35:20 PM | Message Detail
Probably the fact that the whole class knew EVERYTHING about sex and we all scored A's. It was so damn funny.
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From: Zidane 4 Ever | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:36:10 PM | Message Detail
To the first poster: Isn't that the 70's video where the zookeeper sya to the kid: In my job I see alot of wangs, Animal wangs that is.
XD
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From: Madden21 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:38:13 PM | Message Detail
during a test some kid asked to see the male diagram on the overhead projector thing...lol
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From: Ziranos | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:38:31 PM | Message Detail
None when I had Sex Ed.

But watch Shriek IV (or was it V?) for a really kewl sex ed moment
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From: the afrochicken | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:39:19 PM | Message Detail
once the teacher asked the class what we look for in a woman, first i yelled out "ME!" then i yelled out "BREATHING IS GOOD! WRITE THAT DOWN!"
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From: Etheria | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:42:49 PM | Message Detail
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From: Binoboy2002 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:43:53 PM | Message Detail
"The power of your womanhood begins with your *****. You should embrace it." -Regina Hall, on some book she read.
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From: AzNmAsTeR07 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:50:01 PM | Message Detail
Tag.
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From: Etheria | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:52:21 PM | Message Detail
You should embrace it

I hear that... why else would a guy be willing to carry bags from department store to department store for me?

I mean... what?
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From: MogTheMog | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:58:02 PM | Message Detail
Tagarotz
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From: psycho78 | Posted: 1/21/2004 12:59:55 PM | Message Detail
We had sex ed wayyy back in 5th grade. They brought in some due and some chick to speak but they took the girls in one classroom and the guys into another and we watched some videos and what not---then it was question time and 1 goofy kid raised his hand and asked, "Whats a wet dream?"--I burst out laughing and everyone looked at me...I was still laughing when the guy looked nervous and was stuttering trying to explain what and how a guy has a wet dream...
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From: DragonSlayer07 | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:07:20 PM | Message Detail
we had the same goddamn "save sex" lecture from fourth grade until eighth, freshman year we get nothing but sophmore year we get health class...so i had to learn wht i know from experience, and friends.
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From: deathisnear | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:09:45 PM | Message Detail
tag
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From: universal RPG hero | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:21:25 PM | Message Detail
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From: TinTower | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:26:38 PM | Message Detail
none from sex ed, but heres from food & tech

Tech: Heres a bell crank. it has a bell on the end.

Food: And you, Karen and Katherine go together in a 3some
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From: zero two six | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:27:27 PM | Message Detail
When I was in 5th grade, we had the standard "you're about to hit puberty" lesson where they separate the boys and the girls into different classes. Anyway, the video that the girls watched about, you know, getting our periods and what not, had to do with a sleepover party ...

One of the girls at the party in the video got her period for the first time. She was confused and asked the host's mom for help at breakfast. And the woman acted out what happens during a girl's period (with the egg being released, the shape of the uterus and Fallopian tubes and everything) BY MAKING SPECIALLY SHAPED PANCAKES!!!! I am totally not kidding. It was the worst thing I've ever seen >.> <.<
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From: Deadlocked | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:29:59 PM | Message Detail
"Is it safe to re-use a condom if you flip it inside-out and shake it really hard first? I sure hope so..."

Sigged
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From: scez | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:33:37 PM | Message Detail
In sex ed the teacher pulled a condom over his arm and said one size fits all.
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From: Solidcobra | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:39:16 PM | Message Detail
a contest between a female student and out teacher, putting a condom over their heads, so their mouths were free, they were to blow the condom up to the point it burst....
it WAS fun, and we all had to put condoms on garguntian tubes....
a girl commented that thing with "why the large male genitalia?? if i ever see one THIS *points at tube* large i'll run, not put a condom on it"
kinda fun....
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From: Seijaku | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:44:39 PM | Message Detail
Tag for later......

And please someone find a link to the 70's sex ed videos....
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From: mronimusha | Posted: 1/21/2004 1:46:16 PM | Message Detail
You want the tag? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TAG!
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